I’m slowly waking
up. My body feels heavy and sleepy; my paws slightly sore. I’m
basking in the afterglow of a fantastic night. Memories of a Great Hunt, some
awesome stalking and images of me running over moon-lit rooftops are gently floating through my
mind. I purr at the thought of them.
In the background
I can hear the humans talking. They are probably drinking their cup of coffee
to help them wake up. As I am picking up snippets of their conversation, a
slight sense of discomfort is creeping in.
What are they saying?
Are they actually talking about ME?
Yes, I think they are.
What are they saying?
Are they actually talking about ME?
Yes, I think they are.
My discomfort
increases, with a big dollop of astonishment. That beautiful sense of peace and
contentment I had is completely shattered as I slowly comprehend what they are talking about.....
Apparently, The
Elegant Lady was crying in her midnight-cup-of-tea; thinking I was lost. (Eh, since when is she even awake at
midnight, let alone drink a cup of tea?)
She then walked
in the backyard in her nighty, rattling my biscuit box. (Yes, I heard her. I wasn’t hungry.)
The Gentle Man
woke up as well and together they walked along the main road in their dressing
gowns – looking for the body of a dead, black cat….. (WHAAAT?!?! ME?!?! Don’t they know I have nine lives?)
They were
freaking out because it is such a busy road. (No, not at night, that is.)
Boy, they are a
bunch of worrywarts; not to mention spoilsports.
Not a word to me like:
‘Did you have good night?’. Or: ‘My, you look satisfied.’ How about: ‘Did you
clear this area of pesky rodents? Good boy!’ (All accompanied by a little
tickle under my chin.)
No. Not a word of
appreciation. No cuddles either. Instead, She is complaining about the lack of
sleep and He is comforting Her. They both thought they lost me. They thought I
was either dead or locked in someone’s garage, never to return.
Just as I think
I’ve had enough of all this rubbish, He turns to me and gives me a pat on the
head. ‘Glad you’re back Mooch, glad you’re back’, he says.
Humans. Can’t
live without them I guess….